youre lurking in front of me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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