I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
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And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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