I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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