I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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