I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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