Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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