lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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