I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer