Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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