new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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