remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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