Non-Jews are for practice
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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