You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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