I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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