If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Is it because I queefed?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize