He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
only if we run a train.
done.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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