Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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