We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Randomize
