so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.