How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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