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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

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(718): View more from New York

i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.

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(254): View more from Texas

Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self

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(847): View more from Illinois

Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess

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(616): View more from Michigan

those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.

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(805): View more from California

a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot

(818): View more from California

god is laughing at you again

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(616): View more from Michigan

I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?

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