What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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