I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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