I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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