How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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