Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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