im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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