your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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