You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
