I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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