Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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