so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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