that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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