Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Randomize
