I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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