hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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