Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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