oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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