Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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