I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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