When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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