You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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