Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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