is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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