All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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