She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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