At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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