is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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