i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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