hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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