I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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