You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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