whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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