would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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