thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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