So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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