I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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